Night Of Fright
By Mark J. DeGregorio, a.k.a.- Lucky
Patricia looked across the room to see Nonie asleep. She gave a large smile, not a happy one but a sneaky smile. Patricia stretched her arm down the side of her bed then slithered it beneath the bed to the other side of the room. Silently, Patricia’s arm passed underneath Nonie’s bed until it reached the wall on the other side of the room. Ever so slowly, her arm snaked up along the wall to Nonie’s face. With one swift movement, Patricia grabbed Nonie’s nose and stretched it three feet then let it snapped back into her face.
“Ouch!”
Nonie cried as she popped her head up.
Patricia had already pulled her arm back before Nonie saw it and was
pretending to be asleep. Nonie was
rubbing her nose, looked at Patricia sleeping, and wondered what had happened. That was, until Nonie saw Patricia smirk just
a tad. Furiously, Nonie stretched her
arm across the room and punched Patricia in the mouth and yelled, “Take that!”
Nonie’s
fist left an imprint where Patricia’s mouth was. Both girls stretched towards each other and began to exchange
fists. Moments later, James came into
the room to break it up yelled, “Will you two stop with all this fighting!”
The
two pointed at each other and said, “She started it!”
James
finished it by tying their arms and legs to their bedposts and warned them what
would happen if he had to come back in there again.
* * * * * * *
2:03
am – October 31st - Central
Museum:
A
museum guard was taking a short nap when someone began to sneak up behind
him. The shadowy figure bent down to
the side of the guard’s head and yelled, “Oooga-Booga-Booga!”
The
security guard jumped from his chair and spun around to see his partner
laughing himself silly, “I got you good Bert, you jumped right out of your
pants!”
Infuriated,
he replied, “Lenny, you moron! What’s
the big idea?”
Lenny
smiled, “I couldn’t help myself when I saw you sleeping…”
“I
was not sleeping…” Bert interrupted his younger partner, “…I was resting my
eyes!”
“Sure…”
Lenny said, “…and I’m dating Reese Witherspoon.”
As
the two security guards argue, two shadowy figures slip past on a security
camera. The two were dressed in black,
which covered everything except for their eyes. They approached a glass case containing a scroll and the staff of
Hallo. One pulled out two mirrors and each
went to an electric laser eye. Timing it perfectly, they placed a mirror in
front of both eyes to fool it into thinking the beam was unbroken. The other pulled out a glasscutter and began
to cut a hole into the glass. When that
was finished, they removed the items of the case. The two slipped out as quickly and quietly as they entered the
museum.
* * * * * * *
Nonie
staggered out of her room. She got into
trouble last night because of Patricia and was glad that it was their “day off”
from the comic book store. She entered
the kitchen to get breakfast and was dismayed at the sight of Patricia, twin
sister, nemesis, and all around troublemaker, eating HER Cocoa Puffs. “Morning sleepy head.” Patricia giggled with
a mouth full of cereal.
“Those
are MY Cocoa Puffs you’re eating.” Nonie snarled.
Patricia
picked up the box of cereal and looked it over, “I don’t see your name on it,
however…” Patricia pointed at Sonny the cuckoo bird and continued, “…it does
have your picture on the box.”
Alan
walked into the kitchen, saw a fight about to erupt, quickly turned to leave
the room, when an arm stretched out and wrapped itself around him. Alan was pulled back into the kitchen by
Patricia who said, “Hey Geek, tell your girlfriend here, that she doesn’t own
all the Cocoa Puffs on Earth.”
Nonie
stretched her arm around Alan and replied, “Tell the plastic queen that she has
to go out and buy her own cereal.”
Alan
knew that he was between a rock and a hard place, or more technically, wrapped
between two angry rubber girls. “Can’t
we all just get along?” he yelped.
“NO!”
they both yelled and a catfight started with Alan caught in the middle.
Penny
and Stephanie entered the kitchen and saw the fight. Penny moved at super speed and grabbed both girls by the ears and
began to pull. Nonie and Patricia
ceased their fighting, in favor of keeping their ears intact.
As
they released Alan, Stephanie teased, “So brother, still want to put the
squeeze on Nonie?”
Alan
was grasping for air, responded, “Oh you’re funny, but not very.” When he was able to breath without pain, he
grabbed his bag and said, “I’m off to work on the ship.”
Before
he could get to the door, Nonie stretched ahead of him and begged, “I want to
go too…please!”
Alan
sighed, “Alright, seeing that I can’t get out of the house without going
through you first.”
* * * * * * *
The
last time Alan was on the Terisian, he forgot to pick-up a fuel cell for his
jetpack, fortunately, he has a shape-shifting friend. Nonie had shaped her arms into large bat-like wings and was
flying them to the spaceship. When they
were close enough to see the Terisian, Nonie decided to shape herself into a
hang-glider and said, “Okay Alan, take us in.”
“I
don’t know how to fly a hang-glider.” Alan fearfully responded, and the two collided
with the side of the mountain. As they
slid down the side, they ended up by the hatch to the Terisian. “At lease I got us to the ship.” Nonie
moaned.
Once
inside, Alan worked on restoring the tactical systems. Nonie wanted to explore the ship. She had a com-link that Alan had giving her
so when it was time to leave, he could inform her.
* * * * * * *
“Elizabeth?”
Franklin called and when he received no answer, he ran to the storeroom and
grabbed the box that contained the Collector’s costume.
Franklin
pulled the costume out of the box and looked it over. He took notice of the “C” on the chest of the costume and tried
to think up a name, which began with a C.
“Courage-man?”
he said aloud, “Maybe Captain something.”
He
thought for a moment and got distracted on how great becoming a superhero was
going to be. After he got his mind back
on track, he mumbles to himself, “I need to think of a wonderful
name…wait…Captain Wonderful…that’s it!”
He held up the costume and continued, “I’ll call myself…Captain
Wonderful!”
Franklin
looked at the costume and thought that he would need a W to go with the C and
started to look for some material to match the C’s color. The only thing he could find was one of
Elizabeth’s skirts. Franklin cut a W
out of the skirt and hid the rest of it so Elizabeth could never find it in a
million years, balled up in the back of the walk-in closet.
An
hour later, Franklin was modeling his super costume. He not only added a W to the chest but he also got a pair of
underwear to wear on the outside of his costume. Other heroes do it, why not him?
Franklin took a heroic stance and admired himself in the mirror before
going out on patrol.
“It’s
Captain Wonderful!” he shouted and ran out of the door with his arms extended
straight out in front of him as he imagined himself flying. “Swoosh!” he added
as to make the sound effect of him soaring through the sky.
* * * * * * *
It
was mid-afternoon when Alan remembered the comic book convention. He gather up the things he had plan to work
on, including a nuclear accelerator he was planning to upgrade Stephanie’s car
with. He called Nonie over the com-link,
but didn’t get an answer. He stuffed
the accelerator into his bag and left to look for her.
Nonie
was in the hydroponics lab overlooking all the plants, and giving them
names. “…Okay, and your name will be
Walter…yours will be Clem…”
Alan
entered the lab, sighed, “There you are.
I’ve been looking all over this ship for you.”
Nonie
turned to face Alan and responded, “Oh, hi Alan. I was in here.”
“Obviously…”
he sighed, “Why didn’t you answer when I called?”
“I
tried too, but you couldn’t hear me.” Nonie replied.
Alan
stood there a moment and then asked, “Did you push the button before you spoke
into it?”
Nonie
blinked and asked, “Button?”
Alan
looked at his watch, this time he really had one, and informed Nonie, “It’s
getting late and we have to get ready for the convention, to sell all that
Elasticity merchandize.”
As
the two left the lab, Nonie turned and said, “I’ll name the rest of you guys
when I get back.”
Alan
made Nonie promise not to shape herself into a hang glider for the return trip
home.
* * * * * * *
The
two thieves approach an abandon warehouse.
They had the museum’s stolen staff and scroll as they knocked a secret
signal on the door. A few minutes the
small window on the door slid open and a pair of eyes peered out. When the door opened, the two entered the
room. They went down a flight of stairs
and into a secret room in the basement.
This
room was decorated in spirit of Halloween, with candles, cobwebs, pumpkins, and
most notable, a banner of Samhain. A
man in a red hooded robe approached them and the thieves handed over the staff
and scroll. The hooded figure took
these items and placed them on an eerie alter.
He then turned to the thieves and said, “You have done well, my
children. Now that we have both, the
staff of Hallo, and the scroll, we can begin the ritual to bring
forth…Samhain.”
He
took the staff from alter and placed it in the middle on the room, on an
insignia of a pentagram. The two
thieves put on their robes as three others, in robes, enter the room and took
their places around the staff. When all
six were in position, they began the ritual.
After
twenty minutes of chanting, the staff began to glow with energy. The leader in the red robe lifted the staff
and said; “Now we must get this staff to the pillar of Eve before midnight of
All Hallows Eve.”
Another
robed figure held a book and added, “According to the ancient book of Rights,
the pillar should be in the convention center.”
The
leader then said, “We only have eight hours before midnight, we must get to the
convention center.”
One
of the hooded figures informed him, “There is a comic book convention being
held there, we would have no problem blending in there.”
The
six cultists exited the room to go to the convention center.
* * * * * * *
Franklin,
who was playing superhero, was running still with his arms extended out
pretending he was flying, ran pass a poster advertising the comic book
convention. He stops to look at it and
said, “A comic convention…” then started to think aloud, “…that would be a
great place to show off my super abilities.”
Franklin
resumed with his flight to the convention center, shouted, “Captain Wonderful
Away…Swoosh!”
* * * * * * *
At
the convention center, people were buying comics, selling ideas for books,
getting autographs from artists and writers.
Many were in costumes of their favorite heroes and villains, while
others were getting their pictures with guest celebrities.
At
one table in a booth, Patricia was sitting there sulking while Nonie, as
Elasticity, was getting all the attention.
She had all the posters. She had
all the cutouts. She had all the
figures. Patricia glanced at
Elasticity’s cardboard cutout and stretched her arm out, punching it and
knocking it over. “If I had Plastrica
merchandize, it would be a bigger seller than that skinny little twerp’s.”
Elasticity
was having fun posing for pictures for fans.
Alan was busy selling the concept of the Elasticity video game. Penny took care of selling the comic books
of Elasticity, as James brought out more things from the van. Stephanie wanted to get the money that Alan
had invested of hers, which at the time, she did not know anything about,
worked the cashbox.
Alan
had sold another copy of the PC game said, “That’ll be $32.99.”
As
he took the money, Stephanie snatched it form his hands and said, “I’ll take
that, brother dear.” And she placed it into the cashbox and added; “Now you
still owe me fourteen hundred and eighteen dollars.”
Alan
looked at his sister and asked, “Say, when do I get to keep some money?”
“When
you pay me back the fourteen hundred and eighteen dollars you still owe me.” She repeated.
Patricia
got up from the table and shifted her clothes into her Plastrica costume and
shouted, “Listen up folks. Here is the
new sensation… PLASTRICIA!”
Hearing
this, Elasticity spun around and shouted, “Plastrica!” and stretched towards
her and continued, “What do you think you are doing?”
“Stealing
some of you thunder, what else?” Plastrica grinned.
Elasticity
clenched her teeth and snarled, “Well quit it.”
“What’s
a matter, afraid of some REAL competition” she grinned.
The
crowd began to chant, “Fight…fight…fight…”
No
one noticed the six hooded figures enter the convention center as all eyes were
fixed on two girls in superhero costumes fighting each other. Alan tried to break it up before someone got
hurt, had only got him fisted by Plastrica.
Then
it happened, Franklin entered the convention center. He, as Captain Wonderful, ran into the two girls knocking them
both over. Franklin shouted, “Have no
fear, Captain Wonderful is here!”
The
two girls looked up at this new character standing before them. Somehow, the costume looked very familiar to
them. Nonie spouted, “Franklin?” and
she and Plastrica began to laugh themselves silly.
“I’m
not Franklin Cummings…” he insisted, “…I’m Captain Wonderful!”
The
two girls looked at each other and continued to laugh.
Captain
Wonderful took a heroes stance and said, “I must be off to fight all evil doers
everywhere…” as he ran with his arms extended straight out in front of him
continued, ”Captain Wonderful Away…Swoosh!”
Plastrica
still laughing, said, “What a Dork!”
As
he helped them off the floor, Alan asked, “Do you think Elizabeth knows what he
is doing?”
After
a mediocre discussion, Elasticity and Plastrica decided, with a little nudge
from James, to share to spotlight.
* * * * * * *
The
six cultists made their way to the pillar of Eve when Captain Wonderful ran
into them knocking them into a display case with staffs looking similar to the
staff of Hallow. Everyone including
Franklin fell to the floor and the cult leader dropped his staff. He looked at the idiotic superhero clown and
yelled, “You Bumbling Boob!” and got up off the floor and continued, “…watch
where you’re going!” and picked up a staff off the floor and left.
Franklin
watched as the six walked away and then looked down at all the other staffs on
the floor. He saw one of the staffs
began to glow and thought Captain Wonderful could use a staff for fighting
crime. He grunted as he bent down to
pick it off the floor. When he held it
in his hand, he could feel a slight vibration.
Franklin continued his flight “run” around the convention center.
The
cultists arrived at the pillar and the leader in the red robe, placed the staff
into the pillar, then, nothing happened.
They looked at one another when the one in the red robe grabbed the
staff and examined it more closely and said, “This is not the staff of Hallow!”
and realized what had happened said, “It must still be back where that idiot
ran into us, come on.”
* * * * * * *
Alan
reached for the cash box sitting on the table when Stephanie slapped his hand
with a flyswatter. She smiled and said,
“You still owe me nine hundred eighty-six dollars.”
“I
just wanted to look at the money.” Alan insisted.
Stephanie
smiled, “Yea, Right, and Nonie has an I.Q. of two hundred.”
Elasticity
and Plastrica were working the crowds getting them to buy their
merchandize. Both tried to out-do the
other in taking cheesecake photos with the fans. Plastrica was showing off her best asset, her cleavage. As the guys want to get their picture with
Plastrica, Elasticity would stretch her hand to block Plastrica’s face. “Will you quit doing that?” Plastrica
snapped.
“You’re
just trying to get all the attention for yourself!” Elasticity responded.
“Do
you want to know why I’m getting “the attention” of the fans?” Plastrica asked
as she stretched an arm over to an Elasticity cutout and held it up to
Elasticity and answered, “You see this cutout; it’s as flat as your chest.”
“Again
with the flat-chested jokes!” Elasticity snarled.
The
two were about to get into another fight when they saw James glaring at them as
he bent a metal bar into a pretzel.
They glanced at each other and went back to signing autographs and
taking pictures with the fans.
* * * * * * *
The
members of the cult were franticly searching through the fallen staffs looking
their staff of Hallow, when their leader saw the bumbling fool playing
superhero running with their staff.
“That fool has the staff, get him!”
Captain
Wonderful had been running for fifteen minutes carrying the staff and needed to
rest. He leaned against a pillar to
catch his breath and noticed a notched hole on the top of the pillar. It had an unusual shape to it. He then saw that the staff he was holding
was crafted with the same shape. As the
cultists approached Captain Wonderful, he placed the staff into the pillar of
Eve.
All
at once, the entire convention center began to tremble. Parts of the walls and ceiling began to
break apart and fall. People were
becoming panicking as they dodged the falling debris. Captain Wonderful stepped back from the pillar as all eyes at the
convention stared at the pillar when it and the staff exploded.
When
the dust settled, a demon with a pumpkin head stood where the pillar once
stood. It wore a tattered orange and
black outfit with a frayed green cape.
Its eyes were most frightening as it glowed a bright yellow.
The
cultists bowed before the demon, chanting hail Samhain…
Franklin
cried out, “Oh Boy! A Genie! I get three wishes!”
The
demon roared, “I am Samhain… the spirit of All Hallows Eve… This world will
know no other…”
“For
my first wish, I think I would like to be able to really fly!” Captain
Wonderful interrupted.
Samhain
approach Franklin and angrily shouted, “You dare confuse me with a servant
deity…” Samhain grabbed Captain Wonderful and continued, “…So, you want to
fly?” and he threw him across the convention center.
“Hey
Pumpkin-Puss!” Elasticity stretched her upper body from the crowd and
continued, “Pick on someone with real powers!”
“Non-nie,
what are you do-ing?” Alan whined through clench teeth.
“You
Dare Call Me “Pumpkin-Puss”, do you know whom you’re talking to?” he roared.
“Yea,
a guy with a pumpkin for a head.” Elasticity replied.
Samhain
was now angry, he shouted, “You Dare Insult me, with your feeble Jokes!”
Plastrica
did not want Nonie to get all the credit, added, “Look Mister Pumpkin head, why
don’t you just crawl back under that rock you slithered out of and leave us
alone.”
The
intensity of his glowing eyes became brighter as he screamed, “Infidels! Now you will face my wrath!”
“Oooh,
I’m scared.” Plastrica said, “You’re going to fight us?”
Nonie
laughed, “Yea, you and what army.”
He
smiled, “Why, my army of the dead.”
Outside
the dead were raising from their graves. Ghosts, demons, skeletons, and the walking
dead, headed for the convention center.
Stephanie
ran over to the rubber twins to knock their heads in, but James stopped her as
he said, “We don’t have time for that now.
We have to get these people to safety.”
Samhain
ascended to the rafters to watch the festivities. James shouted, “Alan, you and Stephanie take everyone into the
maintenance room.”
“Why?”
Alan asked.
“There
are no windows there, it’s large enough to accommodate everyone, and only one
entrance to that room.” James answered.
Penny
approached her husband and asked, “What about the rest of us?”
James
looked at his wife and said, “Use that speed thing of yours and try to stop as
many creatures as you can...” James turned to Elasticity and Plastrica and
said, “…The rubber twins here, will try to find a way to stop Pumpkin Puss.”
Elasticity
asked, “So, how much time before they arrive?”
Plastrica
tapped her on the shoulder, and then pointed towards the front doors. There were at least twelve dozen zombies,
demons, skeletons, and ghosts breaking their way into the convention
center. Nonie’s eyes tripled in size,
as she squeaked, “No time at all.”
Alan
and Stephanie started to get everyone to the maintenance room as James grabbed
a mask and placed it on his face, and then switch off his disguising watch
revealing his green form. James did
something Penny or the others had never seen him do before, James rose into the
air and began to fly.
Penny
began to run at super speed and came to the Star Trek booth. She saw a Klingon’s bat’leth. It was a nicely crafted. She grabbed it and a sharpening stone and
began to use it at super speed until it was razor sharp. She then threw down the three hundred
dollars on the counter to pay for it.
As Penny turned, she saw two zombies approach her from behind her. She spun the bat’leth with hyper swiftness,
cutting off their heads. Both fell to
the floor and miss hyper-woman ferociously started to cut through the horde.
Alan
and Stephanie got the most of the remaining by-standers into the maintenance
room. Stephanie turned to her brother
and asked, “Do you have your welding torch with you?”
“Yes,
why?” he responded.
Stephanie
answered, “You’re going to weld to metal door shut so as to keep these people
safe…”
“BUT,
we’ll be stuck out here with these monsters…”Alan whined, “…How are WE going to
be safe!”
Stephanie
grabbed his shirt and threatened, “You are going to weld that door shut, and
when you’re finish securing it, you’re going to help us fight these monsters,
understand.”
“Do
I have a choice?” he whimper.
“No…”
she yelled, “…get welding”
Alan
proceeded to weld the door shut.
* * * * * * *
Elasticity
and Plastrica were making their way to where Pumpkin Puss appeared. As Elasticity approached a skeleton jumped
out and grabbed her by the arm. Nonie
turned and screamed, “AAAHHH! Leg go of
me!”
For
a skeleton, it seemed to be strong.
Elasticity wrapped her arms around the skeleton and called to Plastrica,
“A little help here!”
Plastrica
saw the image of Nonie fighting the skeleton and the little demon inside of her
head just could not resist this crack.
She smiled and laughed, “Look, Nonie is fighting herself…no, wait…the
skeleton has more meat on its body than you!”
Elasticity
struggled with the bony freak, snapped, “Just you wait until I get out of this
mess!” and she snapped a few of the skeleton’s ribs.
While
Patricia laughed, a winged demon was sneaking up on her. Elasticity snapped the neck off the skeleton
and it fell into a pile of bones. As
she was about to thank her rotten twin for the help, she saw the demon
behind Plastrica and shouted, “Patty!
Behind you!”
“The
name’s Patricia or Plastrica! Never
Patty…” Plastrica was cut off by the demon grabbing her from behind. As the demon began to fly off with
Plastrica, Elasticity stretched her arm into a slingshot and grabbing the skull
from the defeated skeleton, shot it at the demon. The skull missed the demon, but hit Plastrica on the head, “Nonie,
you numb-skull!” Plastrica yelled as she rubbed her sore head.
James
saw all this and flew up to the demon, tapped it on the shoulder and smashed
his fist into its face when it looked.
Plastrica began to fall.
Elasticity ran to catch her but then pulled away to let her hit the
floor with a splat.
Plastrica
had been reduced to a flatten girl. As
she peeled herself off the floor, Elasticity giggled, “Well, now look who’s
Flat-Chested.”
Plastrica
began to inflate herself back to her normal dimensions, said, “Just you wait
Nonie, when we’re out of this mess, I am so gona flatten you out.”
Nonie
smiled, “Yea, whatever, Flatty Patty!”
* * * * * * *
“Yo
boss, we got company.” Alan whispered to his sister. The two ran and hid behind a vehicle on the showroom floor, “Oh
man, big, bad and creepy is over there, what are we going to do?”
Stephanie
placed her hand over her brother’s mouth to shut him up, “If you don’t stop
that whining of yours, that thing will find us.” She whispered.
The
two turned to see where the zombie was.
Alan noticed the automobile was a large white hearse, with a ghost
painted on the side. “It’s the Ecto
mobile.” Alan whispered.
“So.”
Stephanie sighed.
Alan
reached into Ecto 1 and pulled out a proton pack and pointed the rod at the
zombie and said, “Watch this.” And pulled the trigger.
He
tried it three more times before Stephanie said, “Watch what?” he looked at the
proton pack as she continued, “Did you really think that was going to work,
doofus!”
Alan
started to dig into his bag and pulled out the nuclear accelerator he got from
the Terisian that morning. He was
going to use it in Stephanie’s car, but it’s needed now. Alan pulled out his tools and quickly made
some modifications to the proton pack.
Stephanie checked to see where the zombie was, said, “What ever it is
you’re doing, make it fast.”
“I
think I got it!” Alan shouted, which brought the attention of the zombie.
It
staggered towards the front of the Ecto mobile as Alan pulled the trigger and
shot the corpse’s head off. Alan was so
pleased with himself, that he got up and began to moonwalk as he shouted, “Oh
yeah, who’s the man…I am…uh huh…uh huh…Baby I’m so rad…”
“Alan,
if you’re through acting like an idiot, we should round up the others.”
Alan
got an-all-to-familiar gleam in his eyes, as she continued, “Oh no, don’t even
think about it!”
“Yo
boss, it’s the Ecto 1.” He grinned.
Moments
later, Alan and Stephanie were driving through the convention center in the
Ecto mobile, running down zombies and demons.
Stephanie was blasting some with the proton pack, said, “I can’t believe
you talked me into stealing the ghost mobile.”
“Appropriate
is a better word.” Alan grin.
Stephanie
pulled her head back into the car and replied, “So is grand larceny.”
* * * * * * *
Plastrica
and Elasticity saw a man in a red hooded robe running away from the area where
Pumpkin Puss made his appearance.
Something told Plastrica that this guy was a cultist. “Nonie, we have to stop that guy!”
The
two rubber girls stretched their bodies to snare him. Both wrapped themselves around him, but somehow, he seem to phase
out of their hold and ran through a wall.
Plastrica blinked and asked, “What just happened just now?”
Elasticity
shrugged her shoulders. Plastrica
annoyed said, “You knuckle-head! You
let him get away!”
“No
I didn’t…” Elasticity snapped, “besides, I pulled this off him before he did
that ghosty thingy.” And she held up a scroll.”
Penny
ran up to the twins and asked, “What is that you’ve got there?”
“It’s
an old piece of paper on a roll, I think it’s a paper towel holder.” Nonie
blathered.
Plastrica
rolled her blue eyes and sighed, “It’s a magical scroll.”
Penny
looked around and said, “We better find the others.”
The
three heard a siren and flashing lights of the Ecto mobile as it roared onto
the screen. It was being chased by a
winged demon as a proton stream blaster it knocking it out of the air. The Ecto 1 slid to a stop as Alan said,
“Need a lift?”
As
the girls got into the vehicle and drove away, Franklin as Captain Wonderful,
came out of hiding and began to chase after them shouted, “Hey! Wait for me! Wait up!”
As
Franklin caught up with the Ecto 1, a demon threw a fireball at him, striking
him on the ass. Franklin leaped into
the back of the car and began to slap the fire out on his butt with his
hands. When the fire was out, he said,
“I don’t want to be a superhero anymore…” as he removed the mask, “…it’s too
dangerous, a guy can get hurt doing that.”
Another
fireball hit the Ecto mobile and it smashed into a wall. The six got out of the car to assess the
damage. Elasticity open the scroll and
began to read it, getting stuck on a word.
Plastrica said the word and the two began to read the scroll. The twin’s hands were touching as they both
held the scroll. As they read it, the
words began to radiance on the paper.
From
the rafters, Samhain felt the scroll’s magic and shouted, “No! I will not be defeated!” and summoned his
minions to stop them.
All
the remaining dead converged on the twins.
Penny saw them coming and said, “What ever they’re doing; Pumpkin Puss
doesn’t like it.”
James
flew down to see why all the demons he was fighting suddenly left the
battle. When he arrived, he saw Nonie
and Patricia casting a spell of banishment on Pumpkin Puss. James thought the last time he heard that
spell cast, Linda used it on a Rhinoid warrior.
James
helped the others protect the twins to finish the spell. James used his incredible strength to bash
anything that came close to them. Penny
used her bat’leth to slice-and-dice, while Alan used the proton pack; blasting
everything that moved that wasn’t alive.
Stephanie had grabbed a baseball bat from the car and was smacking away
at the monsters. Franklin was cowering
behind the rubber twins.
Samhain
descended from the rafters to deal with those annoying girls once and for
all. As he approached, Penny charged
him. Samhain raised his hand and Penny
ran into an invisible force blast sending her flying back. James tried to stop him, but Samhain grabbed
him with telekinesis and bounced him around the area. Stephanie ran over and swung the bat, but Samhain caught the bat
and pulled it out of her hands, and then broke it in half. Alan used the proton pack to blast ol’
Pumpkin Puss, but he merely deflected the stream blasting a hole in the
ceiling, then grabbed Alan and threw him aside. Franklin fainted as Samhain approached and commenced to charge up
for his finial attack. But before he
could strike, Elasticity and Plastrica said the last word on the scroll. As he began to implode, the twins giggled,
“Bye-bye Pumpkin Puss!”
All
the remaining demons teleported back to hell from where they came from, the
skeletons and zombies fell to the ground, and the ghosts disappeared. The others got up from their beating as
Elasticity and Plastrica jumped around in joy.
James went to free the people in the maintenance room. Elasticity saw Alan was still lying from
where he was thrown and had some blood on his forehead. “Oh Alan…” she cried, until he opened his
eyes and looked up at her.
Elasticity
was so happy that he was not dead that she gave him a long kiss. As they were embracing in the kiss,
Stephanie bent down and said, “Get a Room you two!”
As
the bystanders left the convention center, Plastrica strolled over to her twin
and said, “Now that we’re out of this mess…” and enlarged her hand into a huge
iron, “…I owe you this.”
Plastrica
slammed her iron into Elasticity, pressing her flat against the wall, and then
giggled, “I see you have some pressing issues to attend to.”
Penny
glanced at Stephanie and said, “And they were working so well together.”
Elasticity
peeled herself off the wall and embark on unflattening herself, and then stretch
a fist at Plastrica, and within moments, the two were in yet, another catfight.
* * * * * * *
The
heroes exited the convention center as the crowds, whom they have saved,
cheered. They got into their van as
Franklin stopped them to bum a ride home.
Everyone was still mad at Franklin for releasing Pumpkin Puss in the
first place, but did give him a ride home.
When
they arrived at their old apartment complex, they escorted Franklin to his
front door and rang the bell. Elizabeth
opened the door and saw her weasel husband dressed in a ridiculous costume.
“Do
you know what this cue-bald was doing?” James asked.
“He
was playing superhero and released a demon spirit into the world, and nearly
destroyed downtown.” Stephanie added.
Elizabeth
held up a skirt of hers with a “W” cutout of it and asked Franklin, “Explain
this?”
Sweat
was rolling off his fat baldhead as he said; “I needed a W for my superhero
costume.”
“Well
here’s two Os to go with that W.” and Elizabeth slammed both of her fists into
Franklin’s eyes, and then pulled him into the apartment.
As
everyone went back to the van, they could hear Franklin getting beat-up by
Elizabeth. Nonie asked, “Shouldn’t we
go in there and help?”
James
smiled, “No, I think Elizabeth can take care of Franklin all by herself.”
* * * * * * *
A
few weeks had passed since Pumpkin Puss, and Nonie got up and went to take a
shower. She was glade that Patricia did
not use up all the hot water. After she
was done, she wrapped one towel around her body and another around her hair
into a turban. She dried herself and
put on fresh underwear. Nonie then
started to dry her hair and walked towards the mirror. When she pulled the towel away from her
head, she received the biggest shock in her life. From her reflection Nonie had large pointed elf ears, which stuck
out from the sides of her head, “AAAAAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHH!”
To
be continue: